I got out of my room to do my morning drill as usual. It was 8:30am already. My Dad and mum have gone out, just remaining Baddo and funmilayo in the house. God knows why baddo was still around at that time. But I know funmilayo should be around because it’s Saturday and there is no school. I didn’t bother so much about the two of them around, I can still carry out all my activities with motunrayo without involving them. I remember ifemi, the bread seller used to pass through my area every morning; I have not yet forgotten what she did for me the other time. I still need to see her in other to find out the truth. I got out of the house to wait for her in front of my house in case she passed by this morning. I waited for about 30min hoping to see her but not even a person of her replicate showcase in front of me. I have waited for about 30mins and I am now getting really impatient. I thought of going back inside since she doesn’t show up when suddenly baddo came out of the house dressed up in a very good outfit which showcase he was going out for an outing. He was surprised to see me standing outside looking like am eagerly waiting for someone. He called out to me for about 3times before I heard him and turned back. He was surprised that me that looked so weak last night has gotten up on my feet and now looking vibrant on the face this morning.
Bro segun: Femi, Femi, femi…
Me: (turned back to looked at him). My biggest brother, Baddooo of life. I hailed him and he was very surprised that I was looking better now.
Bro segun: (looking surprised). So this is where you are, that I have been looking for you all this while.
Me: (smiling but looking surprised). Where are you looking at me?
Bro segun: I have checked you in your room to see how you are doing this morning but you were nowhere to be found. What are you even doing here self?
Me: (smiling). Sorry bro. I just came out here to catch some fresh year.
Bro segun: (not looking confused) hmmmmn… fresh air indeed. Are you sure you are not waiting for all those thinning thinning legs girls that pass through this road every morning? I just begin to smile. I know baddo has caught me so I don’t need to hide anything from him again. I told him I was waiting for a girl to pass by. He hailed me a little before he continued to ask me question about why I was looking weak the previous day.
Bro segun: (staring at me mischievously). So tell me, why are you looking so weak when you came home yesterday?
Me: (smiling) I decided not to hide anything from him but instead of telling him that I slept with my two sugar mummies who are almost as old as my mum, I just told him that I have a few rounds of sxxx with my new girlfriends instead, and that I used sxxxx enhancer drugs. He looked at me with some kind face before he advise me to stop using the sxxx enhancer drugs after reminding me about the adverse effects that it may have in the future if I kept using it. I told him I have heard him, and also thanked him. He was set to go for his outing where he was going when he came out in the first place when I asked him where he was going exactly.
Me: (smiling). So bros, where you dey go now?
Bro segun: (smiling) one of my pally for work dey do wedding today so I dey go dey chop food.
Me: (smiling). I trust you my brother. I know your own too go soon come now.
Bro segun: (laughing now). Look at you omo iya, me never ready o. As I dey now, na make I dey chop dey go time I still dey o. Igboro still dey sweet na. We both burst to an uncontrollable laughter. It took us some time before we finally control our laugh. I hailed him many times before he finally left after about 20minutes of discussion.
To Be Continued…
Happy New Week people 
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